This is a short story of the main junctures of my life incorporated within the universe story, and the story of humanity’s Axial Ages (centered around my birth-city of Alexandria, in Egypt, in the north-east of Africa). I wrote this paper in a creative, childish, story-telling narrative style, with philosophical self-universe-reflections on the nature & purpose of this long evolutionary journey… I wrote this paper for one of my PhD courses for Women, Gender, and Sexuality Studies.